Crustacean Conductor Pillows

Crab conductor.

A Symphony of Penguins

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Taking a peek at the audience

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Frederic Chopin

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Musical Web

Malcolm Sargent

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Cello Concert

Golden age of music

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Edward Elgar.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Ennio Morricone

No Bruch!

Maestro