Crush Conundrum Seeker Gifts

"Tia Carmen...I have a question. How can you tell if someone likes you?"

Cling-On Dog

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Me when by BDD shows up

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Old man

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Need hug."

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."