Crusader Against Poaching Pillows

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Global Warming.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Seals - Pick your own.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Mine problems

Closing down.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Human Cull: People who leave their litter on the beach.

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

HS2 time bomb...