Crusader Against Poaching Gifts

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Global Warming.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Fumes from furniture

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Seals - Pick your own.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

HS2 time bomb...

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Human Cull: People who leave their litter on the beach.

Closing down.