Crunchy Cravings Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Michael, do your dinner."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Leftovers"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

First Responders - Second Responders.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

Chip Magnet

'She's a vegetarian.'

"We'll have the people food."

"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

"I'm under strict orders to fight scouts from other nests to death, but you know what, I'd rather just share with you...."

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)

"David doesn't like manna."

"Buy the deluxe and I'll throw in the stick for free."