Crunchy Cravings Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Leftovers"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

First Responders - Second Responders.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'She's a vegetarian.'

Chip Magnet

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

"We'll have the people food."

"I'm under strict orders to fight scouts from other nests to death, but you know what, I'd rather just share with you...."

'No more apples for me but I fancy pickled onions and icecream...'

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."