Cruise Ship Performer T-Shirts

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Castaway hides from cruise ship

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

The ocean is no place for a star.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

Bon Voyage

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"I told you when we booked this vacation that Valahalla is a luxury spacecraft not a place where dead Vikings go to party!"

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

New US restrictions against Cuba

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

"So, what did you used to do?"

Zip it down small before you email. Are you kidding? It's 1132 feet long!

"If I were a carpenter"

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.