Cruise Dreamers Gifts

'Think we should tell him beggars can't be cruisers?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Yakety-Yak

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

The Desert Island Package

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Skiing at Sea

Cruise.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Ever Given

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Viking River Raids

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Tui River Cruise

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

Death takes a holiday.

New around here?

Cod Psychologists.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"