Cruise Dreamers Gifts

'Think we should tell him beggars can't be cruisers?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'See you in two weeks!'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Yakety-Yak

The Desert Island Package

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Ever Given

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Cruise.

Skiing at Sea

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Viking River Raids

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Tui River Cruise

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

Cod Psychologists.

Death takes a holiday.

New around here?

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."