Crucifix Collector Pillows

My belief is better than yours!

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Barristers

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Football supporters.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Francis Picabia

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Don't you like it, Dad?

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Swiss excalibur...

Bear Bears his Cross

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"Who's going to carve?"

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'