Crown-powered Cardio Enthusiast Gifts

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'The Burrito King.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

Buns Of Veal.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Still on your left."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."