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'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

Conducting the crows.

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

Snowman Murder

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"What part of 'Caw' can't you understand?"

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

They call crows the most cunning animal. . . Humanity's reign ends. . ."

'What have you done with the dog, Fred?'