Crossword Centenary Gifts

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'