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"I hate when we (crossbow) quarrel."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.