Crossbow Shooting Prints

"I hate when we (crossbow) quarrel."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."