Cross-platform Explorer Gifts

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

The Art Student.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

EU and India partnership.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

I'm color blind, please help.

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"When you die, you go up to heaven, and there you're reunited with your data in the cloud."

'Page under construction.'

Land's End

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

'OMG!'

"Babe, I'm tired of staying in and watching Netflix every night. How much is Hulu?"