Cross-dimensional Communicator Pillows

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Textin’"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."