Cross-cultural Relations Pillows

"Look, darling, he's your baby, and you can name him what you want, but Mohammed Ginsburg?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

A meeting on the pier

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

Interfaith dialogue

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

A woman knits from a globe.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Could you help me with this?"

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

The International Date Line

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

Scottish Dialect

Fart. Le Poot.

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."