Cross-cultural Relations Pillows

"Look, darling, he's your baby, and you can name him what you want, but Mohammed Ginsburg?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

EU and India partnership.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

A meeting on the pier

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

Interfaith dialogue

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

A woman knits from a globe.

"Could you help me with this?"

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

The International Date Line

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

Scottish Dialect

Fart. Le Poot.