Cross-cultural Experiences Pillows

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Tourists

Omara Portuondo

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

EU and India partnership.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Emigrating to France.

Snake Charming

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Skedaddle travel.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Yes, Bwana?'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

''How my year as an exchange student totally rocked thanks to my awesome pal Timmy Lowell' by Vladimir Brezskinov, translated from Russian by Timmy Lowell.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'