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"I'm going to have a gap year."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Omara Portuondo

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I love Museum Shops

Fishbowl rebellion.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Emigrating to France.

Snake Charming

Mummy Tourist

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

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'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

Skedaddle travel.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'