Crop Stylist Pillows

Decorator Farming

Bad hair day!

Doing the borders.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Agricultural Psychology

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"