Crop Dusting T-Shirts

Crop duster wanted.

Agricultural Psychology

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

My mum is very houseproud.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Sun for the Farmer.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.

'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'

Wheat Watchers

Myra's Little Garden

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

"I got the idea from a documentary on crop circles."

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

'Looks good! I think we should stick with making Cop Circles.'

"We want to know when your freshly planted crop will be ready for us to make crop circles in it."

2010 fortune teller.

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."