Critique Enthusiastic T-Shirts

Catholic sex abuse.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"I just love your use of lying"

Editor

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

Ezra Pound

"You forgot his tail."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'I really don't see the point?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"