Critique Enthusiastic Prints

Catholic sex abuse.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound

"I just love your use of lying"

Art is a cruel mistress.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Editor

"You forgot his tail."

Mary McCarthy.

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'I really don't see the point?'

"Our house wine is abominable."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"