Critics Of Toxic Masculinity Mugs

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Vendor selling testosterone.

His & hers towels.

"Real men cry these days....."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Men's Fragrances

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

"Penis envy is usually a female complaint, Mr pettigrew"

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

"Stop worrying, they're just sending us here for processing."

"Studly"?

The Men-Only Cemetery.

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

Moustache movement. - No. I

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

Violence against women.

Women and manners in the army.'After you...'

Bible Studly

"I wouldn't normally bother, but she's not ironed me a shirt for the morning."