Critics Of Toxic Masculinity Prints

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

His & hers towels.

"Real men cry these days....."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

Men's Fragrances

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

"Penis envy is usually a female complaint, Mr pettigrew"

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

"Stop worrying, they're just sending us here for processing."

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

"Studly"?

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

The Men-Only Cemetery.

Violence against women.

Women and manners in the army.'After you...'

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

Moustache movement. - No. I

"I wouldn't normally bother, but she's not ironed me a shirt for the morning."