Philosopher Of Masculinity Mugs

Men's Fragrances

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Real men cry these days....."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

Crocodile Tie

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"Studly"?

Although supportive of the feminist cause,Jacques hated being distracted by pretty faces when studying the young Marx."

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

Moustache movement. - No. I

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"

'I'm not a feminist, but...'

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

"Do you know its sexual identity?"

"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"

'Macho man - you're out! We want a different image. . . We're using a 'new' man now - sensitive, gentle, debonair. . .and here he comes.'

Bible Studly