"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."
Critic's Challenge Gifts
Looking for a gift for the critic's challenge enthusiast? Our curated selection captures the witty, wise, and sometimes cheeky spirit of those who love to dissect, debate, and challenge ideas. Whether they’re an artist, writer, or just enjoy a good critique, find something that sparks their creative conversation and rewards their analytical flair. Engage their inner critic with gifts that celebrate their love of constructive challenge and creative insights.
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
Reading my Critics
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.
'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
Movies vs. Films
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'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
The new Physics
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
'Bloomsbury Group, members only'
Master's Degrees of the Universe
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'
Constructive Criticism 50c.
Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'
You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,
"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"
Samuel Beckett
"You'll never believe who's here."
Seamus Heaney
"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"
The Algonquin Round Table
Bernard Levin
Critic's Challenge Gifts Collection
Critic's Challenge Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more witty and challenging designs that the critic in your life will love.
Critic's Challenge Pillows
Check out our pillows for snuggly, witty designs that celebrate the love of critique and creativity.
Critic's Challenge Prints
Browse our prints for inspiring artwork that celebrates the sharp, creative spirit of critics and challenge lovers.
Critic's Challenge T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts section for more clever and creative designs perfect for fans of the critic’s challenge.