I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.
Critic Of Couture Gifts
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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
"That shirt is so last year."
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'
'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'
'Fashion Police Incident Area'
"Fashion Week"
'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats
"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
"I'm sick and tired of black."
"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"
Sir Cecil Beaton
"I'm wearing Donna Karan."
"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"
"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."
'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."
"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."
How to recognize a German tourist...
'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'
"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"
Melania Trump
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
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'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'
"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."
"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
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