Crisis Negotiator Mugs

Crisis Negotiator on Vacation

'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Out.

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Crisis'

"Beg for peace!"

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Overdraft limit.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

Middleast Peace

Tsipras and Merkel

Iraq and the road ahead...

Peace in Gaza?

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

You were warned about mixed marriages!