Crisis Commander Mugs

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Crisis'

"I'm so good at this!"

Out.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Overdraft limit.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

Tsipras and Merkel

Repletion.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Hook them with a crisis.