Crisis Commander Prints

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Out.

"I'm so good at this!"

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Crisis'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Overdraft limit.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

Tsipras and Merkel

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Emergency Firebreaker

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Paper Trail

Repletion.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"