Crisis Controller Prints

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Wall Street Couch

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Crisis'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Out.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Economic Downturns

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Greek Crisis

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Save the world together