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"Any clues?"

'Your witness.'

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."

"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'

"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

"I insist."

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Mobster R&D

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

Mob school.

Identity thieves in jail.

"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"You're doing a good job, Davis, but it's come to my attention that you're a fugitive from a chain gang."

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'

Chalk Murder

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

"This branch has a time-lock safe which the staff are not intelligent enough to open."

'Let's go... ho do you spell 'Hold up'?'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.'

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

Your Car Has been stolen.

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

'Don't shoot - they're an endangered species!'