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"Any clues?"

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

'Your witness.'

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'

"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."

"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

"I insist."

'Where ya headed, fatty?'

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

Mob school.

Identity thieves in jail.

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Mobster R&D

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"You're doing a good job, Davis, but it's come to my attention that you're a fugitive from a chain gang."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'There doesn't seem to be any foul play. I think we have a simple case of two ships passing in the night.'

Your Car Has been stolen.

Chalk Murder

'Let's go... ho do you spell 'Hold up'?'

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.'