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Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Ignorance of the Law

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Gangster's To-Do List

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

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