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Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'