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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Mobsters at the Beach

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

Penguin identity parade

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Excessive Paperwork

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"