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Foam Fingers

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"We need rain."

Mobsters at the Beach

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Penguin identity parade

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Excessive Paperwork

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

'It's a cursor.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'