Crime Scene Sofa Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you have to take your work home with you?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Penguin identity parade

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"