Crime Scene Fan With A Twist Mugs

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Robber on treadmill

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Moses as a mobster.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"