Crime Scene Fan With A Twist Mugs

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Moses as a mobster.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'