Crime Scene Composter Gifts

Organic Crime

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"We need rain."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Robber on treadmill

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Criminal Germs

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

CSI Fridays

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Penguin identity parade

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"