Crime Scene Comic Pillows

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

Mou...Man trap!

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Joke Shop.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'The police report says that he had a great fall... but I'm going to run some tests.'

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

Amateurs Night.

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"But on the other hand..."

'Looks like an inside job to me, Sarge.'

Police patrol car with chalk body outlines on it.

'We could try to identify him through dental records inspector...'

Law and Order: SUV

"He left a really odd suicide note, it reads: 'One extra pint and a strawberry yogurt please'."

'We almost had him, lieutenant. He was about to confess to luring in victims with a duck call...'

'It's not fair. The Fed pays people good salaries for doing the same thing.'

"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"

Everybody made fun of Josh for being afraid of his shadow, but later that day, they would all be sorry.

Cop club

A robber reads a book on banking