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'Come out with your fins up!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I have no thumbs."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Turkey Autopsy

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Penguin identity parade

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Police Fair.