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'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Turkey Autopsy

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Sewee-Cide.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2