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Organised Crime

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Mobsters at the Beach

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Paper or plastic?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"Make it look like an accident"

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Handcuffs.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'