Crime Intrigue Lover Mugs

Organised Crime

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Handcuffs.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Make it look like an accident"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.