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"From the horrific nature of his injuries, I'd say he was killed by someone who loved him very much..."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Crime Writer's Society.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Bank Robbery Statistics

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"