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"How did you ever find me?"

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I though you killed him." "Naturally."

'Front desk? Why isn't there a Glock 38 on my pillow?'

Organized Crime.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Puss in cement boots"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Bribery and Corruption.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'