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"How did you ever find me?"

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I though you killed him." "Naturally."

'Front desk? Why isn't there a Glock 38 on my pillow?'

Organized Crime.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Puss in cement boots"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

"True crime meets reality TV"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Truman Capote

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Bribery and Corruption.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'