Crime Cliché Appreciator T-Shirts

Money Launderer

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Housekeeping?!"

Snowyphus

Mou...Man trap!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

We all know we're up against a new ball game, a paradigm shift and a game changer, but luckily the cliches remain the same.

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

As the Dryer Spins

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

Early traffic survey

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

End of Desert You May Now Stand

Castaway flooded off of desert island.

'No, I didn't know chickens can't resist a conga line, but now we have the answer to that old question...'

"Tell me the truth, doc! Give it to me straight, I can take it...."

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."