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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Elliot Ness monster.

What's an Imax cave?

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

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"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"I know your mother."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"