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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The evidence destroyed

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'