Crime Botcher Mugs

Start their day with a witty mug that playfully nods to their creative handling of mishaps. Our crime botcher-themed mugs are perfect for adding humor to their morning routine and celebrating their inventive spirit.

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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call." mockup

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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hard-boiled egg...

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'You know too much,'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do." mockup

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

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'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?' mockup

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'." mockup

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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"Don't editorialize."

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system." mockup

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard." mockup

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

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'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window." mockup

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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Mobsters at the Beach

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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you." mockup

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.' mockup

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

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"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!" mockup

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact. mockup

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

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The evidence destroyed

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement." mockup

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?' mockup

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

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'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.' mockup

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!' mockup

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.' mockup

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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Crime Botcher Mugs Collection

Crime Botcher Pillows

Find pillows that add a playful and humorous touch to any room, celebrating the inventive spirit of crime botchers.

Crime Botcher Prints

Discover prints that highlight the clever and humorous side of handling mishaps, perfect for decorating their creative space.

Crime Botcher T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts designed for those who love to turn mishaps into artful expressions—great for crime botchers looking to wear their humor.