Crafty Criminal Mugs

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"It's a mobile."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

Why the long face?

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Afternoon crafts

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

"But on the other hand..."

Multiple Orgasms.

Gangster shoots musical notes.

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

"It would seem running without scissors isn't much safer."

"Tuesday is out, I have a coding class."

Courtroom Happy Hour 4 pm - 6 pm.

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

The Grim Reaper's Robe