Crafty Criminal Mugs

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"It's a mobile."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Afternoon crafts

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

"But on the other hand..."

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

Gangster shoots musical notes.

Multiple Orgasms.

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

Thief picks pocket of opera singer. Sign reads: 'Warning ? Thieves operating in this aria.'

"Tuesday is out, I have a coding class."

"It would seem running without scissors isn't much safer."

The Grim Reaper's Robe