Cricketers Gifts

Excalibur Cricket Bat

Who says I'm out?

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Multisports

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Complaining cricket wives

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Cricketer's funeral

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."