Cricketer Gifts

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Cricket.

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Bit quick, is he?'

English test cricketer out on his luck - please help! (He doesn't catch the coin thrown at him)

'You slips have been watching football again.'

Bowled out on extra wickets.

One more over, before it gets too dark.

Cricket ball deliveries

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Alex Stewart

The First Bounce

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Cricketer at computer - Net Practice

W. G. Grace

"Of course it's nothing to do with match rigging. I thought it was woodworm."

'I hate cricket.'

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

Alastair Cook

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

Long suffering cricket wife

The bowlers day-dream

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"What happened?" "I kept my eye on the ball."

2005 Australian Ashes Cricket Team